November 9, 2006
Just a random sampling of things to wonder about.
In today’s head lines:
“Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks”
That hurts? Who knew?
After Tuesday’s election, I’ve decided the marriage amendment we really needed was one that will take Britney Spears and Kevin Federline permanently out of the marriage pool. If the government wants to protect us from ourselves, why don’t they put effort where it will do the most good?
Finally, after watching “The Punisher” on FX, #2 son would like to know why It was OK to show a guy being hit in the head with the blade from a paper cutter, but they had to bleep the F-Bomb.
I got nothing.
I’m totally with #2 son on this.
I’d like to go farther with Brittney and K-Fed. I’d like to fix them both. Seriously, the two of them do not need to keep adding to the gene pool…
On the firecracker… I got nuthin’ Other than trying to come up with a Bevis and Butthead type joke about it being a fire cracker. Nevermind. I’ll leave the humor to you. You’re better at it.
I’m totally with #2 son on this.
I’d like to go farther with Brittney and K-Fed. I’d like to fix them both. Seriously, the two of them do not need to keep adding to the gene pool…
On the firecracker… I got nuthin’ Other than trying to come up with a Bevis and Butthead type joke about it being a fire cracker. Nevermind. I’ll leave the humor to you. You’re better at it.
I read about the firework at the BBC website, here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm
‘A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as “beyond belief”.’
It does seem like a very, very, very stupid thing to do.
I read about the firework at the BBC website, here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm
‘A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as “beyond belief”.’
It does seem like a very, very, very stupid thing to do.