why I’ll never have grand children, part II

August 4, 2006

If #2 son is going to end up living in the basement, #1 son will have to take the attic. Both kids are back from camp, and I didn’t wait more than an hour or two before messing up their social lives.

We went to the movies. “John Tucker Must Die.” Not bad at all. A considerably better romantic comedy than “My Super Ex-Girlfriend.”

But afterwards, #1 son looked around and said, “I just went to a PG-13 movie. With my family.” (looking down at the fake Crocs on his feet) “In my ridiculous plastic shoes.”

I told him on the way out that he could go again, with a girl, and pretend he hadn’t seen it.

The usher handing out mints at the door thought it was a pretty good idea.

Which is worse: going to a teen date movie and getting dating advice from your mother, or from the usher with the mints?

6 responses to “why I’ll never have grand children, part II”

  1. cherryredd says:

    LOL!

    WHat kind of mints? Butter mints or chocolate mints? We don’t have any mint-handing-out ushers in So. CA.

    • admin says:

      Starlight pepermints.

      It makes no sense to me, other than that it’s Starz Cinema. It’s not like, after a big bag of fake-buttered popcorn I’m thinking, “Gee, I need a mint.”

      They could hand out floss. Or maybe toothpicks. That would work.

      • cherryredd says:

        Definitely floss or toothpicks for the popcorn! Maybe they’re thinking you had a hotdog with onions on it? 🙂 I’d have preferred buttermints or chocolate mints though. 😉

  2. cherryredd says:

    LOL!

    WHat kind of mints? Butter mints or chocolate mints? We don’t have any mint-handing-out ushers in So. CA.

    • admin says:

      Starlight pepermints.

      It makes no sense to me, other than that it’s Starz Cinema. It’s not like, after a big bag of fake-buttered popcorn I’m thinking, “Gee, I need a mint.”

      They could hand out floss. Or maybe toothpicks. That would work.

      • cherryredd says:

        Definitely floss or toothpicks for the popcorn! Maybe they’re thinking you had a hotdog with onions on it? 🙂 I’d have preferred buttermints or chocolate mints though. 😉

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