Can I get that pre-chewed?

June 4, 2006

I’ve been enjoying a new KFC menu item: the potato bowl.

The first time I heard the commercial, I was convinced it was an SNL skit, and sat waiting for the punchline. The customer asks for potatoes, corn and popcorn chicken in a bowl. And the cashier asks him if he’d like them to cover that with gravy and cheese…

which should be followed by a snide remark, I think. “Would you like some gravy on that?” she should say, with a voice dripping with sarcasm and an implied ‘you pig?’ But no. They are dead serious.

I tried one. They are pretty damn tasty, if you can get over the feeling that you should be eating one while standing over your sink (perhaps in the kitchenette of a trailer).

But they need a better advertising slogan. How about:

Potato bowls: When you just don’t give a damn.

Potato bowls. In your face, Atkins!

Potato bowls: Because it’s all going to the same place.

Or, from #1 son,

Potato bowls: Where’s the cole slaw?

4 responses to “Can I get that pre-chewed?”

  1. cherryredd says:

    I can’t believe they taste good. They look absolutley disgusting. At first I wondered why they use fried/breaded chicken when the bowl obviously has enough starch and fat, but once the gravy and cheese is added that’s pretty much all that’s there anyway.

    “Potato Bowls: In your face, Atkins” is my favorite. 🙂

  2. cherryredd says:

    I can’t believe they taste good. They look absolutley disgusting. At first I wondered why they use fried/breaded chicken when the bowl obviously has enough starch and fat, but once the gravy and cheese is added that’s pretty much all that’s there anyway.

    “Potato Bowls: In your face, Atkins” is my favorite. 🙂

  3. Anonymous says:

    “Where’s the coleslaw?” ?? Where’s the Depends? I swear I just wet my pants. I can’t believe you ate one of those. Every time I see the commercial I wonder if anyone is brave enough to try… Though I do think eating a corn/mashed potato mix is yummy–putting them in their own bowl and adding a crapload of other stuff doesn’t really class it up much.

    I’ll wait for the the deluxe recipe whereby they compress coleslaw into a bowl shape–sorta like a taco salad in a crispy bowl. Or clam chowder in a breadbowl.

    Kim–JCF/JCW lurker

  4. Anonymous says:

    “Where’s the coleslaw?” ?? Where’s the Depends? I swear I just wet my pants. I can’t believe you ate one of those. Every time I see the commercial I wonder if anyone is brave enough to try… Though I do think eating a corn/mashed potato mix is yummy–putting them in their own bowl and adding a crapload of other stuff doesn’t really class it up much.

    I’ll wait for the the deluxe recipe whereby they compress coleslaw into a bowl shape–sorta like a taco salad in a crispy bowl. Or clam chowder in a breadbowl.

    Kim–JCF/JCW lurker

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